question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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