I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
