there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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