Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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