i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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