Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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