GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize