Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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