i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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