It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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