Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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