Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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