i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
A+ Viking dick
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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