I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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