I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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