How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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