They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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