Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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