and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
MIDGETS
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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