Plan B is the new Plan A
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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