jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
