We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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