He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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