i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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