Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Where is the hickey?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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