is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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