girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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