Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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