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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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