on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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