Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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