Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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