Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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