Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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