quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What drink are we having for lunch?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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