butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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