Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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