I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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