When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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