Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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