can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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