Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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