Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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