Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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