butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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