But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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