Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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