Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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