Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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