That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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