Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
