the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
