i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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