Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
you never un-have a 4some
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
