I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
