DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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