at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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