is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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